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Uncle Alex 1933 - 2008 [19 Feb 2008|07:51am]
[ music | Jim Reeves - Put Your Sweet Lips Closer to the Phone ]





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[14 Dec 2007|01:25am]
James says:
self hating asians

James says:
are the best asians

Sean says:
safeway deli has a self hating asian

Sean says:
"this deli needs less pig and more dog"

Sean says:
"i can barely keep my eyes open... and i'm also tired."
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WOT the? [19 Sep 2007|01:17pm]
[ mood | melancholy ]
[ music | Aretha Franklin - Drinking Again ]

In memoriam...

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[17 Sep 2007|11:06pm]
Uptown Girl. I've been living in my uptown world. i bet I've never had a Backstreet guy. I bet my Mamma never told me why? says:
why am i so bald?
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Dancing [30 Aug 2007|07:09pm]
Tomorrow:

- City
- Dancing
- Wear ONE COLOUR.

So far:

Jeff: Red
Scott: Blue
Rebecca: Green
Chantelle: Purple
James: Pink?
Rebecca's Housemate Jess: Black
Alex: ?

Meeting at Mentone station at 6:30pm.

We are looking for new places to dance.
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Crown Buffet [10 Aug 2007|11:24am]
[ mood | hungry ]
[ music | My Funny Valentine - Frank Sinatra ]

7:30 tonight
I am going to eat Michelle's weight in livestock

Then some people are going to see this

There will also be karoke

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A Series of Old Photographs [12 Jul 2007|12:10pm]
[ music | Giorgio Moroder feat. David Bowie - Cat People ]

This is a fairly large set of photos and people are bound to whine if I don't cut this like my wrists when I'm crying. )

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This photo is hot [01 Jul 2007|08:35pm]
[ music | Infadels - Jagger '67 ]



My eyes say "I enjoy watching Jeremy beat off watching kids playing roller hockey"

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Old photos - metros and hos night [26 Jun 2007|04:07pm]
[ mood | recumbent ]
[ music | Bee Gees - Staying Alive ]

This is from when we went out to the lovely Marquee and later to Strike dressed to blend in.


This is us being hot and skanky on Mentone station


This was dubbed Rebecca's "playsuit", equipped with front wedgie and sweat patches.


More of the aforementioned skankery. You can better see what is written on my shirt here:


I'm doing the Carlton dance, which was a big fucking hit. Unlike the really shitty upstairs techno area of the Marquee. We still managed some hot salsa though.


Laura enjoys a lot of salt in her diet


Chantelle said she felt overdressed at times but she still managed to get her breasts out there, particularly on the podium. Rebecca found some kid's ID outside the club and later posted it to him with an unsigned love poem. We got not only beeps but also a bicycle bell. All in all it was fresh times.

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Me in the 80s [11 Jun 2007|09:09am]
[ music | Yves Deruyter - Born Slippy (Vocal Remix) ]



Also happy birthday Andrew.

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Jeff's New Shit [06 Jun 2007|10:57pm]
http://rapidshare.com/files/35560473/Time_to_Party.mp3.html
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God I Love Jumpstyle [24 May 2007|11:44pm]
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pv18nWHKZDc&mode=related&search=
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[12 Mar 2007|08:17am]


http://www.lefresh.com/james.wav

mirror: http://rapidshare.com/files/20455867/james.wav.html

"Mayonnaise is funny as shit." - James
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Some quiz [04 Mar 2007|05:58am]
http://www.truefriendtest.com/friendtest/89737

Leaderboard
Create your own Friend Test here


http://www.truefriendtest.com/friendtest/89737
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What the cunt [26 Feb 2007|01:31pm]
[ music | Zero 7 - Destiny ]



Now I have to fucking browse 4chan on the open wirless on my fucking DS which means I have to stand up you pricks.

By the way, the amount of faggots at my Uni has SKYROCKETED.

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Don Tatnell Oldoldoldschool Gathering [20 Feb 2007|10:37am]
Anyone interested in going to Don Tatnell this weekend please post your availability and times either Saturday or Sunday.

edit: Sunday is the overwhelming preference. (Sorry Trish)

Time: 1pm
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Photos From Saturday Night [23 Jan 2007|04:19am]
[ music | Munetica - THE ULTIMATE SEDUCTION ]

On Saturday night, I went out with friends and Manol took photos.



Flinders St. Station and some guy



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



This is Jeff's dance face.



This is my dance face.

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[26 Dec 2006|12:08am]
http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/4761/img1221en8.jpg
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My Hilarious Ebay Story [18 Dec 2006|02:55am]
So I bought this video game joystick on ebay. It was very snazzy and excited me greatly.

I read this person's details and it said it would be for immediate sale because they would be going overseas. Great. I can do that. So I go to pay for the item but there is no bank details. So I pop them a message asking them for the details. I don't get a reply passed the date that they stated they would be going away. Upset, I thought I would just not receive the item.

Days later the joystick arrives. I was confused because usually when you use ebay you don't ship something without a payment. I get a message from Andrew saying 'Oh you got an email from that guy with the joystick.' Great. Deep down I really wanted to pay this guy. (Though I made a few jokes about getting it for free)

This is what it said:

Have you received your item? Good. What was the postage?

My program of departure was caught short by 2 days and I had to leave town early.

I asked a friend to post the item to you. He paid for it. I will compensate his expenses.

Did I quote you $20? or did I guess? I imagined that I only guessed because your item was hurriedly packed (great job hey?) on the back of a Jeep ute in the carpark of Target (where I got the boxes from) under a sweltering sun with less than 20minutes remaining before my train departed from Bundaberg station on wednesday morning, the 6th of December after a night on 3hrs sleep cramming 3 'preparation-to-leave' days work into 1. I would have preferred that circumstance be more relaxed than they were, but it happens, and it happened...

But, if I quoted you 20$, please pay only 20$, feel good at having scored a postal discount and have a happy life!

I am presently on the road and may not reply to your emails before monday at the earliest.

I assume that you will fix it up by paypal...

Best regards,

XXXXX

P.s. If you decide that you don't want the item, or want to sell it on, I have another buyer who missed the auction and is very unhappy about it. Can 4wd him on to you...


Now I admired their tenacity here. So I wrote them a message back thanking them and giving their situation a big 'holy shit get the fuck out' (not in those words) and told them that I wouldn't be able to pay for the joystick till Thursday. (I had spent the money I had for this on Christmas presents and some other ebay stuff)

More specifically:


Hi I just got your email.

It said it would come to $15 + 20 for shipping in the original
quote so I'll pay that to your account on Thursday when my pay
comes in.

Basically I received this and didn't expect it to come because I
didn't get any response. Then I came home one day and there was
this huge box. I had no Internet access so I couldn't get in
contact with you.

I appreciate the effort (it sounds like you had a hell of a rush)
and I hope you enjoy your new living arrangements. Hopefully, I can
get this joystick to work with a PC for MAME.

Cheers.


I saw Andrew yesterday at Chantelle's and he was like 'Uh that guy emailed again. I'm not sure if he is angry but he sounds angry' so I was like 'Oh.' I get online today and I found this:

Dear Andrew,

I am glad that you received your item in good order so promptly and am overjoyed that my administrative error has been helpful to your situation

I look forward to receiving my $10.80 (less eBay charges) profit promised in compensation for the labour of supplying, listing, packing, taping and posting this item to you.

Your promise to delay payment continues expresses your deep appreciation for my efforts and highlights our differences in opinion regarding honourability.

May you soon break free from the miserable cycle of living living hand to mouth and have great success with this and whatever project you undertake in future.

I trust that we have an understanding and I will expect your payment promptly on thursday.


I'm not sure how to react to this.
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I Want These Shoes [22 Oct 2006|03:39am]
[ mood | creative ]
[ music | The Spaniels - Baby, It's You ]

These shoes were seriously made for me to wear. I want them. I will have them before Christmas. I think I will get a credit card just for these shoes.

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/MENS-DISCO-PIMP-WHITE-FISH-TANK-PLATFORM-SHOES-S-8-9_W0QQitemZ170038718135QQihZ007QQcategoryZ63850QQssPageNameZWD2VQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

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